Vidas Passadas

"Your past life diagnosis:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Siberia around the year 975.
Your profession was that of a designer, engineer or craftsman.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective, a spy or secret agent

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You fulfill your lesson by helping old folks and children. You came to this life to learn to care about the weak and the helpless.

Do you remember now?"

Resumindo: Convenhamos que tive mais sorte do que Tu, caraças! Ao menos as minhas partes baixas ficaram intactas!
Além disso fui 000, ou seja, muito anterior ao, famoso, 007, que já é o sétimo.

Do you remember now?

Claro, até me estou a ouvir: My name is Descontente, Eterna Descontente

Se bem que, aquela parte de seres bailarino(a) no Bahrain, até deve ter sido bem divertida...

[O meu sucessor, muitos séculos depois]